This week I received a threatening letter from the Avon and Somerset Constabulary informing me our car had been observed speeding. When I saw where,...
Read More
We hug, we kiss, we smile, and we laugh. As we walk into town, I give them a demonstration of voice recognition prejudice, my incalcitrant...
Read More
For more than a decade, I’ve been writing about living in another country in one format or another. Initially it involved shenanigans on Tenerife, and...
Read More
I wrote recently that a lot of copywriting left me cold. I also often claim that I don’t enjoy copywriting. This week I was reminded...
Read More
A couple of friends asked us recently how it felt to be back in Britain, if we missed life abroad. Although we do miss many...
Read More
…and feels guilty, as if they’ve betrayed their class just by being there. That’s how some journos like Owen Jones would have you feel anyway....
Read More
Andy’s book The Banana Road documents our life on Tenerife – the good, the bad, the sad, and the downright shocking. Shocking because occasionally we...
Read More
There’s an advert on UK TV which makes a certain cruise company’s holidays look highly appealing. The advert shows a family crossing a beautiful snowy...
Read More
While some some campaign to save the planet, orcas, or a wheezy llama, the favourite preserve of a lovable bear from Peru is in danger...
Read More
Apologies for that title, it’s not what you think. Or maybe it is … partly. The reluctant poo made an unexpected reappearance at a funeral...
Read More