My Mate’s Brilliant
My mate’s brilliant,
He’s really, really smart.
He knows about everything,
From politics to art.
He’s more informed than experts
on any given topic.
The only one who is awake,
While all around are myopic.
He’s got insider info on everything,
Economies, disease, and wars.
An enlightened view of the world,
Though he rarely goes outdoors.
My mate’s brain holds more stuff
Than any encyclopaedia.
And he’s picked up the lot,
Just from being on social media.