
Four flighty faeries dance on my draining board. Tiny creatures with features almost too small to make out. Clinging lilac and purple gossamer chemises hint...
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A Petisco of Poems Churned Love T’was on such a day, In an unseasonably hot May, That my favourite butter ran away. Now I’m with...
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The Frog in my Fridge There’s a frog in my fridge, Who drinks all my booze, Then recounts bawdy poems, Before singing the blues. He...
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My Mate’s Brilliant My mate’s brilliant, He’s really, really smart. He knows about everything, From politics to art. He’s more informed than experts on any...
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The Pheasant's Lament The taste of tarmac is addictively sweet Is my one and only explanation Why a blend of tar, stone, and sand, Can...
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Apologies for that title, it’s not what you think. Or maybe it is … partly. The reluctant poo made an unexpected reappearance at a funeral...
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A Duo of Ditties The Vegetarian's Diet Plan Hummus for lunch, falafel for dinner, An explosive chickpea combo, That’s bound to make me thinner. Just...
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On a seedy street in London I found a curious place, After following a furtive fellow who'd covered up his face. Its name is Pinocchio's,...
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They came in their droves across plains full of gorse, seeking refuge in the belly of an old wooden horse. Pavlov's dogs, the curate's egg,...
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