A Modern Fairy Tale
Black mirror, black mirror, in my hand,
who is the fairest in the land?
You are, came the reply . . .
As always.
Look Back and Wonder
Things could be far worse,
as you lie in your bed,
if the bombs fell outside,
rather than inside your head.
Hot Pizza Cheese
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Mmmm.
Navel-gazing
If you looked there for real,
and not just in your mind,
some oose and gunge,
is all that you’d find.
Not as I do
We need your support, comes the cry of dismay,
From an army of farmers all across the UK.
Buy British food, pleads the sign they display,
On tractors shipped over from the U.S. of A.
